StarBust.

Speechless.

How can a person say it was a good movie?

I mean if you break it up into scenes, it'd probably be a good one, even a great one.

But all together, mumbo jumbo.

At the end of the movie, I actually burst out laughing. Like ahahahahahhaahhaahhaha-no-one-in-the-cinema-laughing-but-me laughing.

Oh so lame.

Oh the absurdity of the show.

Oh don't go watch it.

But Tristan turned hot in the middle of the show, and that was worth watching.

And Michelle Pfeiffer. Her 'young' version. Yeaaaaa that's SIZZLIN' HOT.