SHHHHH!!!!!

Everyone in the world knows that in an examination room, silence should prevail. I mean, it's a such well known fact that no one questions it. Whether it be a teaching institution's examination room or a hospital examination room, there should be silence where possible.

TEACH THAT TO FRIGGIN ANU INVIGILATORS!

*mumble mumble grumble grumble* Old farts who can't dress properly. *mumble mumble grumble grumble* Man pants are meant for hmm...men? These women should seriously stop wearing their husbands' clothes to work. *mumble mumble grumble grumble*

Maybe why it affected me so much today was because I was in the most prominent seat in the hall. Where better to be viewing all the action than slap in front of the chief invigilator?

You get to watch:

• the chief invigilator fumbling with his paper as he reads out the instructions


• the most surround sound ever for those instructions coming out that you might need ear plugs


• as the invigilators group together to discuss how much oatmeal they consumed that morning


• as the invigilators found something hilarious with the exam paper and continuously hush and nudge each other to joke about it


• as the invigilators group together to discuss how much oatmeal their spouses consumed that morning


• the chief invigilator trying very hard to alert the invigilator right in front of him in a soft whisper (which you can hear very clearly) but the invigilator can't hear (cause she's friggin deaf) so the chief resorts to briefly calling out her name loudly -> causing quite a few people to look at him


• as the invigilators group together to discuss how much cereal their children consumed that morning


• and the list can go on...

I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I WAS THERE TO DO A FRIGGIN EXAM OF WHICH I WAS UNDER TIME CONSTRAINT AND memory constraint AND YOU ARE THERE MAKING A HELLUVA NOISE!!

Ever heard, silence is golden? Bah!