Listen, boy, listen.

There’s a reason why when you want to answer a question, don’t just think you are right when you answer it fast. Listen to all the available answers first, or even sometimes, the whole question first.

This morning, I heard on the radio, this contest called “Who wears the pants” on Mix FM. It’s this game where a representative of the two sexes answer questions more related to the opposite sex. Like the male answers questions which females would know answers to, and vice versa.

So the guy this morning was asked, “Which of these things do you NOT use to marinate chicken? Black pepper, soy sauce or mayonnaise?”

Before he even heard the mayonnaise, he shouted out “BLACK PEPPER!”.

Adoi. Whoever heard of mayonnaise-marinated chicken?