Fully PricewaterhouseCoopers-ed.

During the VT Reception yesterday, I "volunteered" to give a short speech about my experience as a VT in the SPA Assurance line of service.

And now, thanks to that "volunteering", I am now equipped with PricewaterhouseCoopers merchandise - PricewaterhouseCoopers cap (which everyone received), PricewaterhouseCoopers net-pouch-thing, PricewaterhouseCoopers Walking Tall notepad, PricewaterhouseCoopers paper clip, PricewaterhouseCoopers bigheaded stapler, and PricewaterhouseCoopers ballpoint pen.

To add to that list, during the induction at the very start of my trainee program, I received a PricewaterhouseCoopers bag, PricewaterhouseCoopers paper folder, PricewaterhouseCoopers (no I'm not sick of typing the word one by one yet) ballpoint pen, PricewaterhouseCoopers Walking Tall notepad and PricewaterhouseCoopers Quench drinking water.

And to still add to that list, I obtained from my senior during my MediaPrima engagement a PricewaterhouseCoopers test pad.

By Thursday, I'll be able to obtain a fully PricewaterhouseCoopers-provided testimonial, with 3 of my PricewaterhouseCoopers appraisal forms, and I can formally add PricewaterhouseCoopers Vacation Trainee to my resume.


Oh, by the way, I have a sure-fire way of allowing your biggest boss (mine would be Dato' Johan, Executive Chairman, PricewaterhouseCoopers Malaysia) to remember you! Now keep your eyes wide open.

All you have to do is, you have to give a speech and at the start of the speech, thank him for taking him time out for making an experience. Then say "OOPS!" and continue on with the word you meant to say - appearance. And then you do have to conveniently forget one of your punchlines of the day where you DON'T say "VTs are at the bottom of the food chain". And of course, stutter and mess up throughout the speech.

Tried and tested.

NOW, be the 18th sms through to let me know how many PricewaterhouseCoopers were mentioned in this article and you stand to win a goodie bag from zippyapplechunks.blogspot.com!

Send PwC <space> Your Name <space> The Answer and send to 84452. Each sms costs $5. Standard telco rates apply.