Dear Lady Owner of WQJ 8778:

Have you not been taught as a kid that "Honesty is the best policy." or maybe you've heard of "Thou shalt not steal." or maybe even "We should not lie.".

Seriously.

And to think that you're at such a financial status that you have the ability to be employing THREE maids to take care of your THREE precious children. I guess maybe you're THAT nice a person that you think you'd overwork ONE maid with your THREE children thus you're helping reduce their burden when they only have to pay attention to one at a time.

More so, it is just a really not-that-chunted phone. It's a Sony Ericsson yes. With VGA camera abilities, with Bluetooth and Infrared abilities...ladida. So, it's a pretty canggih phone. But as compared to the one you allowed your maybe-seven year old kid to play with, a Nokia something (the one Diong has), I can guarantee you my phone isn't worth your conscience. If you even have one that is.

I must assure you. Whilst I do wear glasses, and have my right eye's power as high as 500, I WAS wearing my glasses at that time. And judging by the fact that you were barely a metre away from me, and that you bent down and picked up the phone that has accidentally dropped from my brother's pocket, I can tell in court with the hand on the Bible and "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth" that I DID see you pick it up. (It might be a minor glitch that I am not Christian.)

I can tell in court that you picked it up, passed it to a man, and the man stared at the phone with an obviously puzzled look on his face, but proceeded to keep the phone. Whilst I can honestly say, I cannot recognise the man who you passed it to, I can say I saw you pick it up. Well, who in the world can miss a flary BRIGHT green top when it flaps down in front of your eyes.

I called so many times, with so many different numbers, and you had no gut to pick up. I even sent you an SMS pretending to be a girl worrying why her boy won't pick up her call. I guess that was lame. But I wasn't really thinking straight.

Mommy and Big Bro says, in all Cina way, "They'll lose more than you did, that's their karma."

I say, too bad for you, but it doesn't really help me.

I can only bask in the hope that your conscience will eat you up from inside, and you'll do some good to earn back the karma that you lost.

May you lead a life that's worth your actions.