Gossip.

The other day I found out some funny gossip about something one Mr Fenner participant once said in his Q&A session.

Mr Fenner is this beauty pageant for guys who live in Fenner Hall, I think.

And in all beauty pageants, aside from showing off your assets, you also have to answer "intelligent" questions.

So this participant was asked, "When do you think world peace can be achieved?".

He answered: (Translations are due to privacy reasons)
Translated to Malay
Hari yang perempuan tua dari kedai roti jatuh cinta dengan pemandu bas sekuriti, itulah hari dunia ini akan mencapai keamanan.

Translated to Chinese Pinyin
Mian pao dian de lao nu ren ai shang pao an che de shi ji de na yi tian hui shi shi jie he ping de tian.

And yes, that guy won.