Mushroom.

I have reverted to my old school days.
Nope, I haven't turned rebellious. I never was one. =P

I have gone back to the days of short hair. And it was a long process to get there.

I first had to wake up at 8.40, so I could be in time for my 9.15am appointment. I then headed out, and half way there I realised I forgot my voucher, so I had to run back to get it. Nearly made me late had I not ran all the way.

Reached there at 9.10am, just in time. The lady boss asked what I wanted to do, I said "Oh, I'd like a shoulder-length bob, curving down to the front."

She's like "Oh, that would look good on you."

And I'm like "Good, cause that's how I intend to look."

Then she had her apprentice get things ready and told her a brief description of how to cut, and we set off working on my hair.

We first shampoo-ed it, wow that's one heck of a good and gentle head massage I received, and then she started to dress me up in a Princess Leia-ish thing with this heavy rubber thingie to I-don't-know-do-what.

Yes, you can tell I've never had my hair cut by a hairdresser before, my mom usually cuts my hair.

Then she cut cut cut cut cut...then I cannot see what she's doing cause I didn't have my glasses on, nor can I do anything much, so I just stared at a blur image of her cutting my hair.

Then later, suddenly the boss said "Hold on, you're not doing it right, let me show you this technique that you can do when you're layering the hair. What you're essentially doing is cutting it shorter, when you only want to thin the hair."

And I went WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO MY HAIR in my head. Which was when I noticed the length of my hair. Remember I said I wanted shoulder-length earlier? Now it's at least a cm or two above. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Then later the boss came around and showed "the technique" and then realised that the apprentice has been cutting my right and left hand sides unequally. DOUBLE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Apparently she cut the left curved but the right straight. TRIPLE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

So the boss had to fix it, and it got shorter, and shorter, and shorter, and shorter. And it took a friggin' total of TWO HOURS, making me late for work.

And now, I'm mushroom head. Hello.