When SMSes cost 1 sen each...

C: Oh. So what you all doing now. This ms tan gila sms me so free.
X: Haha. We've separated. I'm with my aunt. She's home. I think.
C: Oh. Quarrel ah. Be nice. You all still have to live together. Albeit although i think it is you all can live one in room one in couch
X: Albeit in fact it is true. Ya. I jumped off the train cause i didn't like her anymore. Haha!
C: Poor her. Dumped. I hope she takes it well. And don't do silly things.
X: Like sidle up to a smelly old man and sniff his armpits till she dies?
C: Maybe? Or eat shit and die
X: Hmmm that's a hard way to die. Poor thing.
C: Ya but car how will be happy that someone actually does what he says
X: Eh. To fulfill his orders she'd do it, she must love him very deeply lo. Then we must matchmake them lo.
C: Ya but how to match make when one is dead.
X: Oh. Then infuse a chicken with her soul, then marry him with the chicken la.
C: Then she needs to convert car how to christianity too.
X: Hmmm maybe the laws don't apply when you're a chicken?
C: Not too sure. Have to ask the chicken. Or her soul. That's quite weird. Talking to chicken. But i guess It's something You're familiar with
X: Yep experienced i am. You can employ me to talk to the chicken.
C: Or trees. Whichever we choose to infuse her. *starts imagining car how walking down the isle with a chicken*