SPORK Craze

What the SPORK? Oh yeah! Spork is the in-thing. At least it is for Ai Lin, Will and I currently

For those who are totally clueless as to what a SPORK is, let me give you a brief history. My own version of it, that is.

Humankind created spoons and forks to enable human beings to eat more civilised-ly (what a sporky word!). Spoons help with the eating of soups and rice. Forks help with the poking of food and the eating of noodles.

And then one day a person thought to him/erself, "I'd give a hand to be ambidextrous! (Joke reproduced from Will). But, how am I ever to choose between a spoon and a fork? That would be a very hard decision to make. And by the time I make up my mind, I might as well have gobbled down the food with my hand. But wait. What if I...? What if I make this instrument, this utensil, which combines both a spoon and a fork? Then I can be ambidextrous and a creator at the same time! Woots!"

And so s/he proceeded with his/her genius plan and came up with SPORK!


"Why spork? Why not foon?", I ask myself. Well, it's English. And no one really knows how these words form. Like, why skorts and not skhirts (since shirts is out).

After reading this and feeling like you're never going to get back those wasted few minutes, SPORK me why don't you, you spoiltSPORK!

Side note: Post written in a very high state. Excuse any hurt that I may have caused.